so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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