please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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