Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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