your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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