at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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