he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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