at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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