But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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