I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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