i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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