Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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