omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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