Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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