Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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