she woke up with a sticky ear
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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