id be glad to
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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