Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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