my soul wont recognize me after tonight
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize