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Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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