Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Floor bacon is actually really good
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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