well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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