Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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