Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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