Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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