I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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