I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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