That's when you crack a 10am beer
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I came so hard my ears popped.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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