Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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