New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
