But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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