the new term for farting is butt boxing.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
