I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
only you would photoshop your dick
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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