I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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