Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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