How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Semen is not good for contacts.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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