I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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