doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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