I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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