i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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