Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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