It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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