I bet he comes in French.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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