I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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