So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
