yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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