Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
His nipple licking is glorious
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