whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
We talked him into tasing himself.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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