I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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