...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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