sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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