Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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