you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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