Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
My dick has a subreddit
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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