champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
