what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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