the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
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